If it walks, crawls, slithers, swims, gallops or hops, chances are, I’ve shot it. In my career as a director and commercial photographer, I’ve seen enough animals to fill a medium-sized zoo. I don’t know why, but no one ever asks me to shoot fashion models. I’m OK if you don’t want to be the first. But if you have a board tor layout that calls for, say, Jackass penguins well, I know people. And I know penguins respond to bicycle horns. Don’t ask me how.